50 First Dates

Can Adam get much worse? This is a naturally bad and stupid movie. Adam Sandler needs to give up, he is not funny anymore. All he does is play the same type of character in all of his movies. Don’t buy this film, or anymore Adam Sandler movies to come.
Rating: 1 / 5

Hated this movie instantly. It had too much crude humor to be enjoyable. The only good part was the end.
Rating: 1 / 5

I’m a Adam Sandler fan even though some of his movies are getting old now, but this one looked neat so I decided to check it out. ???????? What the heck did I watch? This movie was supposed to be very funny and cute and it set a record.

So, the plot copied off Memento but this is a comedy so you know…. It’s about a lady’s and animal’s man played by Ben Stiller. But, he falls for one girl that he really loves. But then he finds out that she has short term memory loss after a car wreck. So she can remember everything up to the accident. And, so everyday is her birthday, because that’s the last day she remembers. So she wakes up like it’s still her birthday and so forth. So her dad and brother are really getting frustrated with watching the sixth sense everyday, because that was their present to her. But what makes no sense to me is if they were frustrated of watching that movie, why didn’t they just get her a new present? She wouldn’t have remembered it. Well anyway, Sanler’s character then tries to make her remember him through various methods. I thought that the movie failed completely and that it delivered only a few laughs. Stay away from this comedy, because you’ll probably just turn it off because you aern’t laughing.
Rating: 2 / 5

The plot is that Adam Sandler etting tired of dating (and etcetera-ing) different women every week gets into a permanent relationship with a woman, But through the wonder of script writing, he finds one for whom he can rewrite her memories every day. He is helped by a bumbling and goofy band of Hawaiian natives. As in all his movies Adam Sandler gets to be the hero and to mock almost everyone else (including his girlfriends brother) all in all a terrible movie. Don’t waste your time.
Rating: 1 / 5

I like to hurt myself. I wasn’t fully aware of this fact until I recently completed watching “50 First Dates” staring the diverse satirical genius that is Adam Sandler. That’s right, I watched all 90 minutes of it. Like having a sore in your mouth that you just can’t resist continually poking with your tongue I kept watching. What’s more is that I knew what was coming before I even hit play, it’s Adam Sandler, the modern day Rosie O’Donell for god sakes. It was like drinking a fifth of Gordon’s Vodka, I knew it would be ill but I guess I just wanted to remind myself what ill was like.

Once again we are treated to the silver screen magic of Rob Schneider and Sandler. And once again Rob Schneider proves he is an actor’s actor; the way he is able to continually reinvent himself is truly magnificent. With this film he confirms that he is almost a better sidekick then malaria. This time he plays a Hawaiian local and Sandlers best pal. They both work with animals which are a key comedic element in the film. Sandlers back and forth bantering with sea lions and dolphins is reminiscent of the 80’s film “Beastmaster” staring Kevin Bacon or at least a guy that looks like Kevin Bacon. Sandler is the ultimate island playboy till he meets Drew Barrymore. They fall in love and all is well. But the next day it starts raining in paradise (both literally in the film as well as figuratively in this review). She doesn’t remember him! Turns out that she forgets what happens each day due to an auto accident with her father 7 months ago. She has no short term memory so she is mentally stuck on the day of the accident which happens to be her father’s birthday. So each day her dad and brother pretend like it’s his birthday. They have stacks of news papers from that day, they watch video taped TV with her that they have seen hundreds of time etc etc so she has no idea what happened and doesn’t get sad. I know it’s a movie but it is so dam ridiculous I questioned my free will as I sat at my desk and continued to watch the film. Even when Sandler gets hipped to this crazy routine he cant help but make her fall in love with him each day while simultaneously vomiting his trademark hilarity all over the screen.

The best way I can end this review is to write a short list of movies that are better then this one.

1) Waterworld

2) Anchorman (but just barely)

3) Blackula (the black vampire movie)

4) Slackers

5) Iron Eagle 2

6) The New Karate Kid (the one where Mr. Miogi trains a girl and finds out what a “period” is)

7) Cool As Ice (starring Vanilla Ice)

Teen Wolf Too

9) Blade 5

10) The American Pie Trilogy (yes, 50 First Dates is that bad)

Rating: 1 / 5